Good Days, Great Smiles

I have been reading mails on ppl debating about the differences between the two sexes... so, i thought maybe i can share it here since i have nothing to write about in particular...
Oh, i think i have something to say... HOORAy!!
During today's PPR presentation, Ms Khoo announced the top 10 scorers in my class and ......guess what? I was the overall victor!! WAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!! I was so happy that i couldn't stop smiling when i stood up to receive my results in front of the class.. 'N' to make it worse, i was trembling soooo much that the paper shoke when i held my results slip... Oh, but i was happier when the whole class cheered for me! YEAh!!! I love it totally.. What an unforgettable experience indeed...

Ok! now i'll go back to the main topic! haha!
It's interesting!
>> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

>> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

>> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. (argh!! i BOO this one!)

>> Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die. (and this one!!)

Ya, think that's about it.. i'm pretty sure it's a stupid guy who wrote all this.. he's one free guy huh.. to comment on such things... well, heck.. it's just for laughs... dun really care bout them...

Oh ya, one more joke for the day!!
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

WAHAHA! funny rite?