I thought this was quite interesting, so put it up.. hee

Ah Beng talks about Singapore history and current affairs...

Under the 'ang mo' we all live happily together, no complain.
Malaysia & Singapore is one big family in our brains.
One day we both like 2 durians cannot get along.
Got sharp thorns, poke each other, until 'buay song.'
One moment like brothers, can give and take.
Next moment we kena kicked out by the leg.
Wah! Our towkay also cry like mad,
we all also feel very very sad.
Our neigbours all say, 'Wah they all sure to die!
They got nothing, how to get next bowl of rice?'

So 'boh pian,' we all work day and night.
We also join the army so that we can fight.
We don't care others 'see us no up'.
But actually inside we very pain in the heart.
Then slowly hor we grow rich and a bit fat.
Now others talk about us also got some respect.
They scratch their heads and say
'Very funny! Got nothing how come they can still make money?'

Last time also got no money to buy ice-cream cone.
Nowadays even small kids can also afford hand phone.
Sea port, airport also can become Number One.
He! He! Sometimes think about it also very fun.
But some people look at us also not happy.
Actually they jealous don't want to say only.
So every time their country got something wrong.
They all say Singapore 's behind it all along.
Everybody know we water no enough.
They turn off tap only we all cannot last.

They threaten us with water supply and shout 'Cut! Cut! Cut!'
Aiyoh! They all think the water is one big ketupat.
We all hear already also 'buay tahan'
Wah liao, they think we small can makan!
But now they 'cow pay cow bu' we all not very scared.
We want to build water desalination plant already so not so bad.
But their own economy now all go bust.
Got to sell water otherwise money no enough.
Then another neighbor say Singapore no friend friend,
Got so much money, a bit more also donno how to lend.

They say we all only one small red dot,
like the center of a big dartboard.
Maybe they think we mouse and they cat,
that's why they suka suka anyhow talk like that.
But we all still send them a lot of rice.
Show the world we actually very very nice.
Sometimes we 'cho ho sim' also kena whack.
But we all gentleman wan, don't want to fight back.
I think hor maybe they don't understand us very well.
That's why relationship sometimes like heaven sometimes like hell
Some say aiyah our prosperity is all due to luck,
that's why we all siao siao' can still win the Tiger Cup
I think hor, Singapore is like chilli padi in a pot -
Size small small but still very very hot.

You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.

You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.

You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.

In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.

At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.

With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.

As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.

On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.

Adapted From: The Three Question Personality Test
WAHAHAA! That's me!

Happy Birthday to MM LEE KUAN YEW!! and.... CHUA Wei Fang!! Wahaha!

HOORAY! Our class were the overall champions in Qtss for the ACES dance! Omg! It was just such an awesome experience!! Totally memorable and unforgettable day that i'll ever have! And, now our next aim is to focus on studying and get excellent results... We must prove to people and break the usual mindset that Normal students don't perform well academically.. in the meantime, also recognise and not let down the teachers' efforts and hopes on us!! Anyway, HAAPPY TEACHERS' DAY!!! Queenstown teachers REALLY rock!!!!!!!!!! Ok, back to topic, It's just so exciting!! Love it totally.. All of us absolutely enjoyed the dance! We did not get tied down by winning and stuff.. The essence of taking part in this dance is for all of us to really bond together and have lots of fun! And, winning was just a bonus that was really unexpected!

Ok, then, moving on.. HIP HIP HOORAAYYYYY~ My super gorgeous Kwon Sang Woo is coming on sunday! so so so so excited!! Went down to Bugis with Jera ytd to buy $160 worth of Faceshop items in order to get that ticket for two hours of personal time with him at Ritz-Carlton, with 1600 people!!!!!!!! WAHAA!! Hope that 160 bucks would be able to buy my happiest two hours of my life, man! if not, very gek sum 1! But still, able to see him smile should be enough alr! His smile and cheekiness just makes me meltttttttttt~ OmG!!! what a hua chi i am!! Die le!! Haha, must also dress up appropriately b4 i meet him.. just started my intensive face care programme ytd!! wahha! Will put mask and eye serum tonight b4 i slp.. Then, wahaha.. he will faint when he sees a beauty in front of him!! in fact, three beauties including my cousin and jeraldine!! Wahahaha! PUKE!! Wake up la, chookityee! look at ur retarded face, he like u! yooo.. Hahaa, can't keep smiling now, i think i'm really going nuts le!!!!!!!!

ok..yeah.. it's time to update! Wooo... hoo...!! I've got A1 for my Chinese Os!! TOTALLLY din expect it!! i even made a bet tt i'll give Shian a treat in Seoul Garden! goodness gracious me!! where am i going to get her the treat that she deserves, with only $5 allowance for a week! Nvm! that's y i'm sharing my food with Elaine or not eat most of the time! Hopefully, i can cha-nei to my fats as well!!! Have to really slim down to meet my LAOGONG!! KWON SANG WOO!!!

When he comes to Singapore, he'll only see the super slim ChooKitYee in front of his eyes! yeah!! and not the fat kim sam soon! omg! dawn and jera la, call me samsoon, saying tt both of our characters are alike! (maybe they meant the same figure as well) AR! but i dun mind to have such a handsome, cute and humorous bfren! Yea! but i think i'll really have very shuai bfrens in the future, maybe! cos i ugly mah!! wahhahaa! at least that's wat ken says.. handsome guys are always paired up with uglier girls and vice versa!

yea!! oh ya, SUPERTEENS? lotsa to say! unforgettable experience totally!! caused so much drama lor!! felt totally embarrassing! wanted to dig a hole underground during tt time, man! But still, appreciated Ernest wong's intentions, i'll be strong, oh! i'll be very very strong definitely, without that witch arnd!

OK, now current life's very badd! have been facin lots of problems lately! Exam stress- have not been doing well, can't seem to concentrate in class at all! always caught talking with elaine and refused to listen to lessons, just want to keep zzzzzz whenever teachers talk! but, well, luckily! my pa tests have been great!! have been scoring full marks consequently for a few tests alr! hooRAY!~ but, my mcq knowlege just stubbornly remains at a particular pt! just can't hit above 21 marks lor!! why?!?!?! argh!!!!! i really really want to get my second a1 from accounts!! I WANT IT!!! omg, things seem to get a lil psycho here! Relax! choo kit yee!!!!

OK! additionally, have been learning ACES for quite a while alr!! sian ar! everybody seems to be copying each other!! WHERE IS THE ORIGINALITY AND CREATIVITY, QUEENSTOWNIANS??!! reaLLY hate it, man! then, our class refuses to cooperate lor! where did the united spirit of 5A go?? Caught by the ghostguards? or go long gou le! urghh! how to win liddat?! actually, it's not about winning, it's about the mentality!! URGHHHHHHHH!!!! dun say liao le, or i'll really burn the whole school downn!

oh ya, lastly, i only managed to get this post done aft my aunt's out!! haha! shhh... cos, she blowed up at me ytd!! really angry!! claiming tht i'm super obsessed with comp! what the!!! i've not used the pc for a mth alr lo! and yet, she could still tellm lies in broad daylight!! no, afternoon!!!! URGH!! frens very busy, family neglects and dun understand me, just can't seem to talk to anyone now...=(((((((((((((( but, i still love them la!

high school musical

This is by Ashley Tisdale and Lucas! The funny and exaggerated version! Wahahaha! Realise the GREEN cap the man is wearing? 禄帽 leh!!! wahhahahA!

High School Musical

Another awesome video from High School Musical!!!!!!!

They are my source to happiness... i love themmmmmmmmmm!!! Btw, that was taken when i took up the role of a parent volunteer to replace my cousin.. the one in white is my niece and these are her classmates.. enjoyed my morning with them totally.. even though i had a scar left after playin with them.. damn stupid.. how can anyone get hurt by building sandcastles?!! but still, nice day.. will never forget them in my life!!!

Tattoo = the IN thing now...That's so stupid!! They look so ugly with that!! eeyer...












but, this guy looks different though, he's shuai! wahahahaha!! ^

MR BROWN IS REALLY THE FUNNIEST MAN IN THE WORLD!! OMG!
PLEASE OPEN THE AUDIO FILE ON HIS NEW VIDEO: the mrbrown show 3 May 2006: the persistently non-political podcast no. 8

DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! *rolling on the floor now!!!!*

MR BROWN IS REALLY THE FUNNIEST MAN IN THE WORLD!! OMG!
PLEASE OPEN THE FILE ON HIS NEW VIDEO: the mrbrown show 3 May 2006: the persistently non-political podcast no. 8

DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! *rolling on the floor now!!!!*

EVER WENT FOR EXAMINATIONS UNPREPARED?

HAHA! Today was the happiest Sports Day i've ever attended.. And it's going to be my LAST year to go thru this with all my QTSS schoolmates! WAHAHA! And to make things better, i won something back!

A bronze medal from: Tug of War! Haiya, but it was really wasted! YO! We could have been second in place! Our first match was against Beveldere house la! Then, we were not really warmed up yet! That's why we lost to them, argh!!! Then, we managed to win the other two houses.. But, our last round was against Strathmore house.. wah.. it was a really T-O-U-G-H fight! We managed to pull the rope to our side at one instant.. but god knows why? Strathmore house pulled the rope back in the end..slowly...such A waste! The duration for the match between Strathmore and Beveldere wasn't so long as ours! Argh! We should have started as mighty mighty hippos since we started tugging(but the stupid rain laa! wa! so slippery! extremely DRAMAtic! with that screwed up look trying to pull the rope so hard while being so drenched in the rain.. rubbing those salty raindrops that went into my eyes! -.-")

i have a feeling tt those who plays the tug-of-war are all hippotamuses in human's clothing!! Very big sized! haha! Call me hippo!
Then, it was my 4x100.. a girl replaced me.. so i din run! sian! let me train for nothing ytd! but nvm la..since she runs faster than me!!

Oh ya! Today was also the first time i hugged someone in my life! The person is
Jeraldine Ang! Haha! We were really happy when we won Dundee and Alexandra hse! haha! Wee~~ And then! Shanny also got the individual champion for the Above 15 girls category!! for the SECOND time in a row! hip hip hooraY!! I feel so proud for her! She's really the best, man! NO questions asked! But, unfortunately, she's so gracious enough to give up the trophy for Rachel because she told Loh that she was overaged! YO! So poor thing! She seemed to be rather upset to give up the trophy.. but she was also tired in the meantime la, after all the running and stuff! Haiz.. kelian! Oh, but still, she's my IDOL!! Run so fast!!!! YO...

Aft that, i went out with Shanny and the other girls! HA! Enjoyed ourselves TOTALLY! We kept laughing and laughing like stupid hyenas! I ate so much at Seoul Garden that i've got the feeling my stomach's going to burst soon! *Phew* Luckily, i din vomit everything i ate like that time in Sentosa! Wa! that timewas really crazy, man! Oh OH OH! And i saw ALEX POLSTRA! WAHAHA! WAHAHAHA! I was so high when i saw him! I danced in public after seeing him! Sian ar.. Ling and the other girls dun really know who he was! wah! he's so dashing! heh heh! WAHAHAHA! Oh, then hor! After our lunch, we were like lechers!! Commenting!and looking at those cute guys who walked pass us! ESP TAN YOU LING!! She's really, obviously, definitely a wolf! When i asked them to shop for clothes instead, she said She's not here for clothings! She's shopping for guys! ARGH argh ARGH! WAHAHAHA!!

Aiya, but sian.. Xin din join us today! If not, i think today's outing might have been much better and crazier! HAIZ! ARGHHHH~~~~~

AREN'T THEY CUTE? ESPECIALLY ZHI YANG!!!!! AIYO! * so so so dreamy*

HA! Recently, i remembered the time when i went up on stage and sang in front of a large crowd during the Campus Superstar auditions.. WOW! It was totally an awesome experience.. It was my first time i sang in public... ALONE!! I was so frightened, i think i trembled on stage and then i mentioned my name twice when i was introducing myself! I can't imagine how stupid and retarded i look on stage, man! But, things didn't turn better after i sang... i've actually forgotten the lyrics of my song so i just put any words i can think into the song!!! Wahaha! The judges din know about that, i guess.. Phew.. Then the judges requested me to sing another song.. so i sang stef sun's "wei zhi de jin cai"... after that, the judges asked me to stop! DINGDinG! i got the GREEN light!!! i could carry on to the next round!! YEAH!!!! i totally jumped for joy!!! To make it even better, the whole audience clapped, cheered, shouted and jumped for me!! WOW! I.. i.. couldn't imagine how happy i felt that time.. noo...Happy is just not the right word for that occasion.. it was much more than that... It was really unforgettable and meaningful!!!
But, when i was booted out in the second auditions, i sweared i would not enter any of such competitions again.. Well, i noe i'm a sore loser... cos i just can't take any defeats.. but come to think of it.. i think it's kinda worth it.. the applause and cheers u get! Oh MY GOODNESS!!! i SAW A COCKCROACH on top of my computer!!!!
Ok, done... i killed it! argh.. feel bad about it..

I have been reading mails on ppl debating about the differences between the two sexes... so, i thought maybe i can share it here since i have nothing to write about in particular...
Oh, i think i have something to say... HOORAy!!
During today's PPR presentation, Ms Khoo announced the top 10 scorers in my class and ......guess what? I was the overall victor!! WAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!! I was so happy that i couldn't stop smiling when i stood up to receive my results in front of the class.. 'N' to make it worse, i was trembling soooo much that the paper shoke when i held my results slip... Oh, but i was happier when the whole class cheered for me! YEAh!!! I love it totally.. What an unforgettable experience indeed...

Ok! now i'll go back to the main topic! haha!
It's interesting!
>> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

>> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

>> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. (argh!! i BOO this one!)

>> Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die. (and this one!!)

Ya, think that's about it.. i'm pretty sure it's a stupid guy who wrote all this.. he's one free guy huh.. to comment on such things... well, heck.. it's just for laughs... dun really care bout them...

Oh ya, one more joke for the day!!
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

WAHAHA! funny rite?

I'm seriously breaking down soon...............

Today, as usual, i went to the Children's Society...oh, and i din see DERICK and LIWEN who is usually under me.. Angel and a few others were also not there as well... i think they were brought back by their parents for the weekend already.. i hope they are there, at the home, so that i can teach and play with them whenever i come, but, haiz... i cannot be too selfish because i think they should feel much happier once they are at home because they feel more loved with their parents.. hopefully, it's like that, if not, i will give them a good bashing and present them with several tight slaps, man! i hate parents who shirk their responsibilty after giving birth to the child.. it's really extremely unfair for the child.. haiz, i really pity them a lot.. that's y i showed lots of patience to them when i'm with them.. which is SUPER SUPER not like me.. with my ExTREMEly impatient character.. haha... maybe, i knew i was doing a voluntary job, so i have gotta control my disgusting temper bah.. haha!!

Well, but the caretakers of the children's society reassigned me to another kid, KELVIN.. Haha, he's one cute and good-looking boy, man!! (* same as my previous one.. derick!) i love him so so so much! he was also very obedient.. then, as i was happily teaching him how to write all those chinese words, my aunt said, "hey, zhu jie yi! you teach my kid instead.. i dunno how to teach him hanyu pinyin and english!!!" argh, of cos, i would have to switch with her.. obviously, to please my aunt la... wah, that boy, namely Zhi hui... wah, almost made me rushed out the room and run back in, smashing the wooden door and jump onto the top of the table and shout at the top of my lungs, man!! argh!!!! His attention span is super super short! i just merely went thru with him two questions, then he started not to pay attention already.. he started laughing and saying bullshit this, bullshit that.. wah.. i almost shouted at him ar.. but i din la, to maintain my gentle and kind image as what all those kids perceived me to be.. haha! nah, i'm not trying to boast but i can really see they liked me a lot, cos when i came, all those kids would jump onto me like a koala bear (like as though, a walking tree arrived..) and shouted, "chae chae, chae chae!!!" haha! rather difficult to calm them down la, but still i loved it.. i feel really appreciated when i'm with them... in simple words, i just loved them too much that i want to bring all of them home!!!!! but, some of them are malays and indians leh.. i dunno what are their cultural practices and so.. but heck, who cares? i love them and i want them to be at home with me!!! but ar, taking care of them is really a very tiring job la, i can't possibly bring all of them home 1.. there are so many of them leh, i think there's more than 50 lor.. but, i dun meet all the children from the home, because some of them would be brought back by their parents liao..... oh no! i dunno what to write liao.. so, i got to end off here.. Bye!

(lookin forward to my next trip to the home!)

I'm sOOOOOOoo SICK! dun wanna say why.. it's really tiring to say it out..

argh... i failed my geography test yesterday! Why do i always fail my geog tests ar? Dunno what's wrong with me leh.. haiz... stupid leh... these few days, i have been feeling so tired and unmotivated to do anything especially studying... so sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dunno why nobody can understand me, in this world!! i feel like dyingggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

i'm very disappointed and unhappy over certain things.. firstly, it's over friendship and secondly about ...

Everytime, i will try my best to hide my feelings when u all made my blood boil, but at home, i will have to bear with it all alone! i'm so sick of this routine! And, the thing is, i have to put up a show in front of everybody in school or else, i will be condemned forever... i don't want that! arrgh..

if u don't like me/feel insecure with me/unhappy to be with me, just tell me straight, i really hate ppl who still continued to be with me despite their deep hatred in me.. and the best part is, u show me no respect at all, give me all ur disgusting crap, leave me aside at the corner and expect me to take them in silence.. then, out of a sudden, u treat me so well as if i'm ur best soulmate ever.. U make me feel so happy at one time, then the next minute, u treat me like dirt!! I told myself all the time, aiya, u are just feeling unhappy and moody at this moment la, that's y u are venting ur frustration to me now.. u should be ok later... But, this can't continue forever!!!! zzzzzzzzzz....................

Secondly, actually, i'm in quite a fix.. i actually fell for two guys since the middle of last year.. one of them graduated from school just recently and i just saw him yesterday, wah! he was so cute! haha! and he left me good memories... he makes me laugh whenever i look at him and i'm able to talk to him very comfortably and happily.. then, when i'm with him, i feel like i'm the luckiest girl on Earth.. The days i've spent with him were truly the happiest of my life.. maybe that's because it's the first time i had a serious crush on someone? well, but sadly, i can't have those days anymore... he has graduated already.. and he got really good results which i felt really proud of! i wish u all the best in your future.. the second one was the "newer" one.. i just liked him not too long ago.. as compared to the first guy which lasted for 3 years.. this one is really new.. he's funny, he makes me laugh and makes me go gaga over him sometimes, but recently, we lost contact suddenly.. so, i din think much of him.. and gave up all this crushing thing on him, but then, a few days ago, i came across pictures of him and i saw girls beside him in every one, furthermore, behaving in a rather intimate way.. omG! i felt like a stupid moron... yea, i know i shouldn't be thinking of love at such a young age.. but, it's like really disheartening to see such pics, i felt like crying! but hell no, i'm so NOT crying for a guy, man.. hell NOOO! well, think i should stop all these crap, it's seriously getting nowhere..so, i should concentrate on my studies instead.. zzzzz...